Is this really disconcerting to anyone else?  I actually thought this was a joke until I checked out this website--please check it out if you can't read all the text.  Remember you don't really love Jesus unless your ipod can be fashioned in the form of a cross.  As I have the 20 Gig variety, I'm starting to feel concerned about my salvation...

Exhibit B:

Remember, if your breath is not fresh, Jesus is not happy.  Only by using these mints, or some other specially formulated spiritualized toothpaste will you find communion with God.






Exhibit C:

If you weren't shocked before, hopefully this one will get you.  Please notice what has occurred here.  WE HAVE TAKEN JESUS OFF THE CROSS AND REPLACED HIM WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG.  Does that strike anyone else as a problem?  Maybe this is a subtle jab at the Bush administration's definition of "torture," but I doubt it.