Entry: Monopoly!! Friday, December 02, 2005



Well, friends, tonight is the night.  For the fifth time in my life I will squeeze into the Ziegler home with 35 other wild-eyed board gamers and play Monopoly .  T'will be a house crammed full of merriment, I reckon' (yes, I did just use the word "t'will"...and not like the sport coat material).  Anyhoo...

For the uninitiated, the Ziegler Monopoly tournament works as follows:

1.  6 players at each board
2.  Randomly placement for rounds one and two, then placement is determined by overal $$ and rank for round 3)
3.  $5 entry fee per person, meriting varying levels of Target gift cards for the best finishers.
4.  Nathan's sister Kristin destroys everyone.  She doesn't win every year, but she's always at that "top 6" table for round three.  Those Ziegler's are pretty competetive.  It must run in the genes (like diarrhea...runs in the jeans).  Puns are so much more difficult on a blog.

Below are some examples of the cards I hope not to draw this evening:


Who knew the long arm of the Los Angeles Police Department stretches even into the realm of Parker Brothers games.  Do you feel safe?

I have finished in the money every year, but I've got a bad feeling about tonight.  If this blog was really cool, I could have up to the second score updates.  That would be sweet.  It would be like ESPTim.com.  Anyway, ya'll will just have to wait until Monday to find out the results.  Wait on pins and needles.

   4 comments

timmer k
December 6, 2005   08:03 AM PST
 
This is an open forum for opinions. I may disagree with what people post (sometimes vehemently), but I love when people offer their opinions. Fire away, brother.
Post_Fidelitas
December 6, 2005   01:13 AM PST
 
Holy Crap Timmer!! (no pun intended)
The homosexual thing was interesting,
I don't think I've ever scene you react like that. If I had something to offer, I'd award you a prize for the line "we are just elbowing Jesus out of the way to get a better shot" Wow! Preach!! PS (when are they gonna let you preach!)
Now, all the while I am also nudging that same pesky peace maker out my way so I can get a better shot at the other people I don't like. Jesus, YOU ARE IN THE WAY!! Get out of there before you get hit!
And then I think about it, and it seems like most of us either fall into the category of throwing rocks or not throwing rocks, but few of us are actually getting in the way(certainly not me) and stepping up in protection of the sinners. None of us are human shields for the oppressed (yes, oppressors and oppressed are both sinners).

Timmer, I had to for last several sentances, because I think I need to ask your permission to post the rest. Is it ok to pick on reformed theology?
Not Hamlet
December 2, 2005   07:51 PM PST
 
I alomost forgot....
http://www.randomshirts.com/productinfo/calvinism.htm
Not Hamlet
December 2, 2005   07:42 PM PST
 
trump 'em all timmer, you ubbersexual you!

in 36 years I think I might have finished 2 full games of Monoploy, and one of them was monoploy jr.! If/when you are a dad you will understand that it counts.



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